Farewell.
But to say the least I am relieved.
It's deadline is tomorrow.
Poop.
I haven't even started the draft yet.
*bangs head of desk relentlessly*
I love you like ise keem darlin. ^_^
want to smash all of his fingers in a metal door 5 times each. As hard as I can. Then proceed to snap them with all my might in half.
Then to finish off his weapons of defilation I will saw them all off one by one with a hack saw. I want to hear his blood filled gurgling screams.
I want to see him throw up. All over himself.
I desire with all my sick and twisted heart to see him defecate in his pants. Over and over again. I want to hear him beg me to stop dismembering each and everyone of his appendages.
I will look at his feet in disgust and just slowly transfer them into a meat grinder. I'll get to his precious little dick that apparently acts as his fucking only source of intelligence and decision-making and just casually start to shave the skin off with a nice sharp scalpel and once I'm done I'll put her in front of him and say "touch her now, come on, here’s your chance to fuck her all you want"
See what he does then.
He'll just lay there on the table I have him strapped to... no, you know what, I'll set him free, let him just lay there on the floor, see if he jumps at the opportunity just as he has before oh so many times.
I wonder how it feels to lose everything you hold close to you heart... He must know now. I'll ask him. He won't respond. Why wont' he respond?
Because I inserted 100 razorblades in his mouth and sewed it shut.
No... Stapled it shut.
He'll whine and quiver as I deliver the finishing blow... which isn’t what you think it might be. I will just leave him there to rot away. This is where I shut the door behind me in the old abandoned Steel factory. Never to be opened again. But just before I do so…
I take one last look at him and say with the calmest composure:
"I'll being seeing you at prom, motherfucker".
Which Mean Girls Character Are you?
Regina George
Your the hottest girl in school.
Hell yes, I am the hottest girl in school. Lol.
[] I've read a lot of books.
[x] I've been on some sort of varsity team.
[x] I've run more than 2 miles without stopping.
[] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Europe.
[x] I've watched cartoons for hours.
[x] I've tripped UP the stairs.
[x] I've fallen down an entire flight of stairs.
[x] I've been snowboarding/skiing.
[x] I've played ping pong.
[x] I've played beer pong.
[x] I've swam in the ocean.
[x] I've been on a whale-watch.
[x] I've seen fireworks.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've almost drowned.
[x] I've peed my bed/pants.
[x] I've been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear.
[x] I've listened to one cd over & over & over again.
[x] I've had stitches.
[x] I've been on the honor roll.
[x] I've had frostbite.
[x] I've licked a frozen pole and got stuck there.
[x] I've stayed up til 2 doing homework/projects.
[x] I've had a job before/currently have a job.
[x] I've been ice skating.
[x] I've been rollerblading.
[x] I've fallen flat on my face.
[x] I've tripped over my own two feet.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[xxxxxxxxx] I've played videogames for more than 3 hours straight.
[] I've passed out from being drunk.
[x] I've watched the power rangers. FUCK YEA!!! MIGHTY MORPHING POWER RANGERS NIGGA!!
[X] I've/I do attend Church/Temple regularly.
[x] I've played truth or dare.
[x] I've already had my 16th birthday.
[x] I've already had my 17th birthday.
[x] I've gained weight since one year ago.
[] I've lost weight since one year ago.
[x] I've called someone stupid. And meant it.
[x] I've been in a verbal argument.
[x] I've cried in school.
[x] I've played basketball on a team.
[x] I've played baseball on a team.
[x] I've played football on a team.
[x] I've played soccer on a team.
[] I've done cheerleading on a team.
[] I've played softball on a team.
[] I've played tennis on a team.
[] I've been on a swim team.
[x] I've been on a track team.
[x] I've been swimming more than 20 times in my life.
[] I've bungee jumped.
[x] I've climbed a rock wall.
[x] I've lost more than $20.
[x] I've called myself an idiot.
[x] I've called someone else an idiot.
[x] I've cried myself to sleep.
[x] I've had pets.
[x] I've owned a Spice Girls CD.
[x] I've owned a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I've owned an Nsync CD.
[x] I've owned a Backstreet Boys CD.
Wow, after realizing I've done all of the above I've come to the conclusion that I am, in fact, a bitch.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've mooned someone.
[x] I've sworn at someone in authority.
[x] I've been in the newspaper.
[x] I've been on TV.
[] I've been to Hawaii.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[x] I've been on the other side of a waterfall.
[] I've watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies.
[] I've watched all of the Harry Potter movies.
[x] I've watched all of the Rocky movies.
[x] I've watched the 3 stooges.
[x] I've watched "Newlyweds" Nick & Jessica.
[x] I've watched Looney Tunes.
[x] I've been stuffed into a locker. (By myself, I swear.)
[x] I've been called a geek.
[] I've dumped someone.
[x] I've been dumped.
[x] I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade.
[x] I've not studied at all for a test and aced it.
[] I've hugged my mom within in the past 24 hrs.
[] I've hugged my dad within the past 24 hours.
[x] I've met a celebrity/music artist.
[x] I've written poetry.
[x] I've been arrested. (Not quite arrested but I was taken into protective custody and was cuffed and stuck in the back of a police car on three different occasions for skateboarding and tresspassing.)
[x] I've been attracted to someone much older than me.
[x] I've been tickled till I've cried.
[x] I've tickled someone else until they cried.
[x] I've had/have siblings.
[x] I've been to a rock concert.
[x] I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it.
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've been picked last in gym class.
[x] I've been picked first in gym class.
[x] I've been picked in that middle-range in gym class.
[x] I've cried in front of my friends.
[] I've read a book longer than 1,000 pages.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] I've played Halo 2.
[x] I've freaked out over a sports game.
[] I've been to Alaska.
[] I've been to China.
[x] I've been to Spain.
[] I've been to Japan.
[x] I've had a fight with someone on AIM.
[x] I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.
[x] I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me.
[x] I've been forgiven.
[x] I've been in love.
[] I've screamed at a scary movie.
[x] I've cried at a chick flick.
[x] I've watched a lot of action movies.
[] I've cried at a commercial.
[x] I've told someone to fuck off.
[x] I've screamed at the top of my lungs.
[] I've been to a rap concert.
[] I've been to a hip hop concert.
[x] I've lived in more than 2 houses.
[x] I've driven on the highway
[x] I've driven more than 40 miles in a day
[x] I've been in a car accident
[x] I've done drugs.
[x] I've been home sick.
[x] I've thrown up
[] I've puked all over someone.
[x] I've been horseback riding.
[] I've filled out more than 10 Mindsay surveys.
[x] I've spoken my mind in public.
[x] I've proved someone wrong.
[x] I've been proved wrong by someone.
[] I've broken a leg.
[] I've broken an arm.
[x] I've fell off a swing.
[x] I've swung on a swing for more than 30 mins straight.
[x] I've watched Winnie the Pooh movies.
[x] I've forgotten my backpack when I've gone to school.
[x] I've lost my backpack.
[x] I've came close to dying. (I'd say about 3 or 4 times, had my life saved on one occassion)
[x] I've seen someone die.
[x] I've known someone who has died.
[x] I've wanted to be an actor/actress at some point.
[x] I've done modeling. (In my own room in front of a mirror ^_^)
[x] I've forgotten to brush my teeth some mornings.
[x] I've taken something/someone for granted.
[x] I've realized how good my life is.
[x] I've counted my blessings.
[x] I've been made fun of by classmates.
[x] I've made fun of a classmate.
[x] I've been asked on a date and said no.
[] I've asked someone on a date and been turned down.
[] I've slapped someone in the face.
[x] I've been skateboarding.
[x] I've been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend.
[x] I've lied to someone to their face.
[x] I've told a little white lie.
[x] I've taken a day off from school just so I don't go insane.
[x] I've fainted.
[x] I've blacked out.
[x] I've had an argument with someone about whether cheerleading is a sport or not. (Haha, I still say it's not.)
[x] I've pushed someone into a pool.
[x] I've been pushed into a pool.
[] I've had/have a broken nose.
[x] I've had a black eye.
[x] I've lost a tooth.
[x] I've chipped a tooth.
[x] I've been called an under achiever
[x] I've been called an over achiever (At certain things)
